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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd go to the beach because I am somehow in South Carolina.

Also, I guess call the USAF and report the location.

Maybe they'd give me a ride to the beach as a thank you...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Call Kenny Loggins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stay away from it, I am fine flying paraglider or ultra-lights , but the F-35 crashes way too much to my taste

[–] VanitasTheUnversed 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd steal the pilot SOB's glasses. So long, sucka! Nice half a jet you got there, corpse-looking bastard. haHAA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

id figure out how i can build a motor bike around one of the jets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Me? I would defect to Ukraine and really weird them out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How cool would it be to hook the joystick up to your PC? And a panel of switches or three.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is it wrecked or perfect?

If perfect: I'd totally try flying it. Probably crash, but it would be worth it to see how good all those flight sims where I've flown an F-35 stand up to reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it wrecked or perfect?

The pilot ejected...so the first one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scrapping it for parts. Though I'm not sure how to get in contact with black markets that would want the weapons. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The hard part isn't getting in contact with them.

It's doing so without also being tried and executed for treason

[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd stare at it and touch it. I obviously can't fly one so it's not much use to me.

I'd take a picture cause no one would believe me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got like 50h in flight simulator, I'm sure I could take it for a spin, what could go wrong.

[–] Alexstarfire 1 points 1 year ago

First thing you do is hit the eject seat button.

[–] Spider89 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nomecks 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bomb Palm Beach

[–] Skyrmir 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grab any modular electronics, charter a boat to the Bahamas, divert to Cuba after stashing them on a deserted island along the way. Use a thumb drive of pictures to bargain for the gps coordinates to China.

Unless I thought of something better along the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldnt china get the same hardware from Afghanistan?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Invade Serbia

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