I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions
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Yah, honestly to me “living your best life” might include not doing that to yourself so that you don’t suffer the consequences of obscene overconsumption.
The subject is open to constant interpretation.
A whole bag of Cheetos is still acceptable though. They put air where the calories are supposed to hide.
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As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.
For me gaining weight is harder than losing it. I can eat all of that for myself and didn't gain weight but still got the diabetes for myself
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As a "European" I never forget that I can just walk around the corner to buy cake because I don't live in a suburban hellhole where I need a car to get food
If I wasn't lazy I would be doomed.
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Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆
I mean, unless it's decorated, cakes are fairly cheap (especially if you compare it to other foods by calories per dollar)
I'd say the biggest thing stopping most people from doing this regularly is a desire to not get type 2 diabetes lol
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I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.
I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck's bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.
I think about her all the time.
I'm not sure you can use "going down on" in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.
You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?
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Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it's possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.
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Look at this adult with a car. I bet you even claim to have impulse control too!
As a diabetic I grapple with this often. Turns out can and should are very different things :( curse you pancreas. You too mom. Kids don't do drugs with a baby in the womb. Your kids will suffer.
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There's nobody selling cake in my car. What have I done wrong?!
You need to be driving a food truck
Unfortunately it's usually not available in the older models.
LOL, just made a comment about watches and came here.
Mid-80's and mom was appalled at the notion of a $30 Swatch when a Timex could be had for $10. No Swatch. ☹
Woke up one Saturday morning, decided I was fucking 50-yo and I could buy a damned Swatch if I wanted to! Bought TWO!
Truly realizing you're an adult is quite freeing. :)
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As an "adult" I always remember that this is bad for my health and I have to stop me. Luckily I'm too lazy to get in my car just to buy a cake.
And eat a whole supermarket rotisserie chicken on your car just after you bought it. Some call it depression, I call it freedom.
You're also free to get fat and die of a heart attack. It's like nobody cares.
As much as buying and eating a whole chocolate cake is 100% a bad idea for your health, doing it once is unlikely to have any noticable impact beyond making sure you have horrible shits for a day or so.
Doing it (or similar) habitually will obviously drastically increase your chances of heart attacks and other issues though of course.
But if you want to reward your inner 8 year old every once in a while I say do it, too many people make themselves permanently unhappy with dieting. The (much easier said than done) trick is very well known, and it's simple moderation.
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Why would you need to buy a cake? Everything is a cake nowadays. Just stick your knife into something.
Wait. My walls. My doors. I've been a man living inside of cake this whole time. Unless...
I wish I could... I can't drive, and I have celiac disease so bad that it has destroyed my gut so much, that even gluten free cakes make me sick.
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE !!!
The entire confection!
You already overdrew your account this month and it's not even 2/3 over
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Credit card declines
Except you might not have a car.
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