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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the classic "If I owe you $5 it's my problem. If I owe you $5B it's your problem."

[–] _number8_ 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if a worker is on their phone during a shift for 5 minutes it's time theft and unfair to the corporation because that's 60c of productivity lost. if a corporation systematically extracts maximum profit from a worker while paying them as little as possible, that's fine cause they took a risk or something

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Banks in 2008: "Hey customers, be ready for some real shit with the housing market - we can't help you guys out."

Also banks in 2008: "hi government, can we pls have all the money so we don't pay for our fuckups?"

[–] Touching_Grass 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking it was weird there was so many bank themed posts then realized its the same persom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Touching_Grass 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so paranoid that I was scrolling and saw bank post, then another and another and immediately I was thinking there's some bullshit in the news I missed which some group was trying to steer conversation towards. Like how wallstreetsilver kept trying to manufacture a bank run. But no, it was Zoe 😆

I need to chill out.

[–] Jubi 10 points 1 year ago

Good lord this hits hard. US culture is upside down

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Banks Suck. Toronto Dominion Bank screwed me over a few ways.. one was a line of credit with low interest rate, until I used it and they jacked rate up from 3% to 11%. Another I had a payment coming out that night, so I deposited money directly in the morning online. The recirds showed cash in, then latter.cash out with + balance. Next day they swapped the entry order and charged an NSF fee for when withdrawl came out first and left negative balance. I went right there and complained, they did not seem surprised and refunded me. But i closed every account, credit card, insurance, and RRSP I had with them. Now with a credit Union and it has been awesome.

[–] gcheliotis 5 points 1 year ago

One is a savings bank, the other an investment bank. The problem is these aren’t separate anymore.

[–] clearedtoland 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s the power of influence. Come to think of it, wasn’t there a book making yourself indispensable? Lynchpin, I think.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 1 year ago

Whenever I make myself indispensable, I'm dispensed with anyway and then the project just fails.

[–] sixapples 3 points 1 year ago

Also banning accounts for ‘hate speech’ and then assigning personal reps to Epstein for child rape payment processing