I once read about a study, which genuinely found the sex drive of women lowered, if they need to care for their partner like a small child.
Their theory was that the relationship transitions from romantic love to maternal love, and mothers just don't tend to find their children sexy...
Makes sense both ways, really. What normal healthy person wants to wait hand and foot on thier SO 24/7.
That's not a relationship.
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Not Safe For Women
Ngl I wasn't gonna get freaky on a dirty carpet or dirty counters...
My wife and I had our clean laundry just in baskets for about a year, because we were both not in the best mental space after having our home destroyed by a flood in 2019. I got ahold of a marijuana edible, (I was about 40 amd had never touched the stuff) and I folded and put away all the laundry. I then washed, dried, and folded the laundry that was dirty. Then I cleaned the kitchen. When my wife got home and saw what had been done, I was forcibly removed from my pants.
And it only took like 30 minutes to fold and put up the laundry. It takes the washer 15 minutes to run, and the dryer takes an hour so... I was basically playing Satisfactory while high as balls amd folding the clothes that came out of the dryer which took five minutes once an hour. On my Saturdays I can get stoned, play video games, and clean the house. Playing games while high all day is reward enough, but my wife gives me even more.
15 min for a wash cycle? Damn! I wanna know what you're packing.
I haven't timed it exactly, I just known it takes a lot less than the ~hour that the dryer takes. Washer is an ancient whirlpool direct-drive top loader with a mechanical timer.
My dumb ass was thinking automotive vacuum lines and I was very confused
Don't make me wash the floor and I'll wash all the dishes you could possibly want, babe.
Honestly doing dishes is relaxing. It's got a similar feeling as clearing lines in Tetris. Turning a mess into nice clean bare surfaces, ready for the next day
We call this Chore Play in my house
Rofl I love that. We call strength training foreplay in my parts. Need to come up with a sexy pun though
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I thought cooking for them turns women on.
No that's men get it straight
Absolute Chad
Is that RFK Jr?