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My wife and I had our clean laundry just in baskets for about a year, because we were both not in the best mental space after having our home destroyed by a flood in 2019. I got ahold of a marijuana edible, (I was about 40 amd had never touched the stuff) and I folded and put away all the laundry. I then washed, dried, and folded the laundry that was dirty. Then I cleaned the kitchen. When my wife got home and saw what had been done, I was forcibly removed from my pants.
And it only took like 30 minutes to fold and put up the laundry. It takes the washer 15 minutes to run, and the dryer takes an hour so... I was basically playing Satisfactory while high as balls amd folding the clothes that came out of the dryer which took five minutes once an hour. On my Saturdays I can get stoned, play video games, and clean the house. Playing games while high all day is reward enough, but my wife gives me even more.
15 min for a wash cycle? Damn! I wanna know what you're packing.
I haven't timed it exactly, I just known it takes a lot less than the ~hour that the dryer takes. Washer is an ancient whirlpool direct-drive top loader with a mechanical timer.