It turns out that lying on the floor is actually quite comfortable and should not be reserved for dead people.

Watching too much US news there.

Ha ha, well it’s called corpse pose so really, good job yogi’s.

What are the chances the person who called the police was over the age of 60?

To be fair, it is called corpse pose. I guess the yogis were just too convincing for that poor person who saw them.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a “mass killing” after seeing several people lying on the floor.

Participants in the class, which was being held at the Seascape cafe, inside the North Sea observatory in Chapel St Leonards, Skegness, Lincolnshire, were in the midst of meditation when officers turned up on Wednesday night.

In a Facebook post, the cafe said someone had “reported a mass killing” after seeing people on the floor inside the building.

“They were on their way to the observatory after someone had reported a mass killing in our building, having seen several people laying on the floor … which actually turned out to be the yoga class in meditation.

A Facebook post on the cafe’s page says the venue holds New Moon yoga classes on Wednesdays from 7.30-9pm where you can feel “called to dive deep into the lunar cycle”.

A spokesperson said in a statement to PA: “A call was made following concerns for the occupants of the North Sea observatory, at Chapel St Leonards.

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When I saw this story, it struck me as funny, but then there's that line about how the police officers must have been feeling as they approached what could have been a horror scene. I can't even imagine.

To be fair, that’s a perfectly reasonable assumption to make in the land of folk horror.