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[–] Drunemeton 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I truly wish companies would start printing that directly on the doors. It's a great way to get people to lock the door.

[–] DiligentCod 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You prefer to poop alone? :( what about your friends?

[–] Drunemeton 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They prefer to poop alone too.

[–] DiligentCod 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Time for new friends. I would poop with you any day of the week Drunemeton

[–] Drunemeton 3 points 2 years ago

I’m nervously flattered.

[–] FanciestPants 2 points 2 years ago

Wholesome poop bros

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Considering that I will need to survive for three days without pooping...

[–] BigPapaE 3 points 2 years ago

I'm so glad lemmy is developing meta references haha

[–] overby 2 points 2 years ago

Brilliant! :-)

[–] animelivesmatter 1 points 2 years ago

just like in majora's mask

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

pvp or coop?

[–] Daq 5 points 2 years ago

This is content I come here to see

[–] Mowcherie 4 points 2 years ago

I think a dog must have wrote this sign. I wonder if any other pet owners can relate to fifi or fido wanting to be there and guard you while you're 'vulnerable'?

[–] dreadedsemi 3 points 2 years ago

Once in uni, I had to run to the bathroom but I remembered one side didn't have locks, I forgot which side of the building. and of course the one I went to, was the one without the locks. and as I was busy. some guy opened the door, saw me and quickly noped out leaving the door wide open. It was far to reach from the seat.

Friends, shut the door if you decide not to poop together.

[–] timewarp 1 points 2 years ago

If someone is pooping alone, you can get secret access to be their friend by crawling underneath.