this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
260 points (99.6% liked)

Terrible Estate Agent Photos

7273 readers
46 users here now

Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

Rules.

This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

now you too can feel as though you're in a dining hall full of doppelgangers.

[–] MrJameGumb 22 points 2 years ago

Holy shit! It looks like the actual room itself is a 9' x 9' box like a prison cell lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Those mirrors wouldn't last a day before I stupidly walked into one and left my lip prints in the glass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should put mirrors on all sides including the ceiling, add some lasers and it will be epic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure that's how you blind yourself. Or turn yourself into a hologram? I'm not sure, I'm not a physicist.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 2 years ago

The infinite dining room.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

As someone who really dislikes eating in front of people, seeing myself eat makes me instantly nauseous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you own a restaurant and decorate with bed bath and beyond bankruptcy sale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It makes me think the used a box of cheap crayons for the color palette. Or maybe the person was really colorblind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

in isolation, some rooms looks good, but all together it feels childish somehow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The bathroom with the hot tub appears to be carpeted...yikes.

[–] MrJameGumb 5 points 2 years ago

It seems like it would actually be a nice place if you ripped out all the ancient carpets and like 75% of the tacky 70s cocaine dealer decor lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nah it's so you can see if your enemies are hiding anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I like the red kitchen, the blue bathroom and the round windows. The roofline is silly, but not the good kind. But od god... so many mirrors what is happening !?

[–] overzeetop 4 points 2 years ago

I'm so annoyed by the vacuuming patterns in the rug I'm not even worried about the mirrors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yikes! The whole house is eccentric. We get it you like circles! Too cluttered for me… my ADHD wouldn’t be able to just relax.. my eyes would be roving around constantly looking at all the clutter/colors.

The roof looks like shark fins kinda…🦈

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We get it you like circles!

The house was built in 1969. Circles were peak modernity back then!

I hatelove this house, you couldn't pay me a million dollars to live there but it is definitely achieving some kind of look....sort of like Flintstones porno set vibes.

[–] benjiman 2 points 2 years ago

This picture makes my head hurt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Eat mushrooms maybe

[–] ben16w 1 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining it's the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126