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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Holy shit! It looks like the actual room itself is a 9' x 9' box like a prison cell lol
Those mirrors wouldn't last a day before I stupidly walked into one and left my lip prints in the glass.
Should put mirrors on all sides including the ceiling, add some lasers and it will be epic.
Pretty sure that's how you blind yourself. Or turn yourself into a hologram? I'm not sure, I'm not a physicist.
The infinite dining room.
As someone who really dislikes eating in front of people, seeing myself eat makes me instantly nauseous.
This is what happens when you own a restaurant and decorate with bed bath and beyond bankruptcy sale.
It makes me think the used a box of cheap crayons for the color palette. Or maybe the person was really colorblind.
in isolation, some rooms looks good, but all together it feels childish somehow.
The bathroom with the hot tub appears to be carpeted...yikes.
It seems like it would actually be a nice place if you ripped out all the ancient carpets and like 75% of the tacky 70s cocaine dealer decor lol
Nah it's so you can see if your enemies are hiding anything
I like the red kitchen, the blue bathroom and the round windows. The roofline is silly, but not the good kind. But od god... so many mirrors what is happening !?
I'm so annoyed by the vacuuming patterns in the rug I'm not even worried about the mirrors.
Yikes! The whole house is eccentric. We get it you like circles! Too cluttered for me… my ADHD wouldn’t be able to just relax.. my eyes would be roving around constantly looking at all the clutter/colors.
The roof looks like shark fins kinda…🦈
We get it you like circles!
The house was built in 1969. Circles were peak modernity back then!
I hatelove this house, you couldn't pay me a million dollars to live there but it is definitely achieving some kind of look....sort of like Flintstones porno set vibes.
This picture makes my head hurt
Eat mushrooms maybe
I'm imagining it's the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126