this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 106 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Onion had been on fire recently.

[–] MotoAsh 77 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.

[–] rtxn 25 points 10 months ago

If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.

[–] LEDZeppelin 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like Ron failed the genital test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate penis inspection day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 10 months ago

"THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

I love The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game

[–] TropicalDingdong 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.

[–] Ddhuud 1 points 10 months ago

They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 1 points 10 months ago

Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I heard they don't even wash theirs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just one grope, as a treat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..

[–] cjthomp 1 points 10 months ago

And when you're famous, they'll let you!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Am I reading the title right?

Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣