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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Onion had been on fire recently.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I love The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game

[–] TropicalDingdong 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I heard they don't even wash theirs.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 1 points 1 year ago

Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

[–] Ddhuud 1 points 1 year ago

They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just one grope, as a treat.

[–] cjthomp 1 points 1 year ago

And when you're famous, they'll let you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Am I reading the title right?

Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣