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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)

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[–] LEDZeppelin 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like Ron failed the genital test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate penis inspection day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school