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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
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just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about
Just one grope, as a treat.
And when you're famous, they'll let you!
grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..