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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 47 points 1 year ago

Oh come on, that's not very accurate: He's a bad leader in every regard, let's not downplay the breadth of how shitty he is.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

The failure of Luna 25 cements Putin’s role as a disastrous ~~space~~ leader

FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything this guy touches turns to shit, so no surprise here.

[–] Zippy 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, he needs all that money for the war in Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which also turned to shit.

[–] Zippy 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To be fair he needed that to prop up his ego.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which also turned to shit.

[–] Zippy 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair he is not getting much support from his European friends.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"space leader" sounds like a neat title.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be, as long as they weren't horrifically bad at it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I meant as a title for a real county that can do space things. Like if India lands their craft and all goes well, they can be the "space leader" then if say China or France does something cooler they get to be the "space leader".

russian federation is not even in the running anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No title can beat the best job title in the world: Planetary Defense Officer, the person who leads the Planetary Defense Coordination Office (PDCO) at NASA

[–] bfg9k 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd like to know exactly what Putin is thinking will come of all of this. Is he so deluded and surrounded by yes men that he genuinely thinks he's doing a good thing? Or is it just standard rampant greed and bullying?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes. This is the downfall of every powerful man who surrounds himself with yes men. His advisers probably told him that if they invade Ukraine, the leadership would flee and he could install a puppet. They didn't expect him to actually do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's been a lot of chatter that he is seriously ill (I've heard cancer or Parkinson, but who knows what it really is) - people who've analyzed the recent photos say they see swelling in his hands/wrists which could indicate the use of strong steroids which are known to alter thought processes that could explain his recent believe that he could win a conflict with Ukraine and beat India to the south pole of the moon (concurrently no less).

I'm honestly impressed that russia admitted the landing failed at all, I figured they would have simply kept quiet. I guess they know we have strong enough telescopes to see the crash site? Who knows lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


On Saturday, the Russian space program lost the Luna 25 spacecraft, a relatively small vehicle that was due to land on the Moon this week.

But unlike NASA, China, India, and several companies in the United States and Japan, the Luna 25 effort does not presage the coming of a golden era of exploration for Russia.

Rather, it is more properly seen as the last gasp of a dying empire, an attempt by the modern state of Russia, and President Vladimir Putin, to revive old glories.

However, there have been some issues of late with leaks and other problems that have raised serious questions about quality control and the ability of the Russians to manufacture these vehicles.

Before the launch of Luna 25, Putin made it clear that this mission was important for Russia as a signal that the country was returning to great power status.

Sometimes such strength has been difficult to project, especially since Russia is flying the same vehicles as it did during Leonid Brezhnev's tenure as the Soviet ruler, and has only flown to the International Space Station for a quarter of a century.


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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Shame about all those scientists who are about to jump out of Windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think this is just the first part

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Russia can't even build the soyuz right anymore. They keep sprining leaks. Wtf man.

[–] jcit878 2 points 1 year ago

the soviets managed to land on Venus and send photos back but this clown version of russia can't even land a trivial lander on the moon.

Russia is literally a clown state these days

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Disastrous space-leader or disastrous-space leader?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That was no failure! That was a successful lithobreaking maneuver!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I don't even need to look to know hexbears are getting spicy in the comments lmao

[–] Zippy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awwww. The guy just can't get a break.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On other news, the Sandoval family from equator just opened the first Mexican restaurant in space. It's not cultural appropriation because reasons. But yeah, it took a good decade of collecting duds from 4rth of July celebrations, candles from McDonald's quick parties, and aluminum cans from football games. They did loose tio Alberto de la Torre on the glorious flight of Condor1. Rest in piece tio! But after a few more test flights, they got cousin Freddy to try his luck. Freddy made it out of the planet with only two huevos Fritos lost. His huevos were sorely missed, but once he cut them off and got loose, he was able to steer the ...what do you call a used UPS truck with a bunch of rockets attached to the back of it? Anyway, Freddy saw the Russian rocket. Okay he says he's sorry for the minor bump... Well, we're not sure what he's saying right now, it's too far. But we assume that he's making good burritos right now. According to his current trajectory, he will come back one day. We assume he's using the Russian parts to fix his radio. Last time he called, we only heard "ahhh!". He was probably referring to the ruzzian rocket...."ahhh ruzzian rocket". Anyway my people who aren't Mexican, why would you even open a Mexican restaurant? Just open a restaurant and call it something unique and interesting. How about "the equator pizzeria" or "El suchi Equaroriano!" But regardless, the ESA...Equayorian Space Agency, has been doing great work no? Soon, Novelas3 will be launching. It will be an SMS satellite 🛰️ that will spam...allow communications to all possible phones about Novelas! Via SMS!

[–] BackOnMyBS 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this is quality shit posting 😙👌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I worked hard to get more details and pile them up in to a nice 💩 pile. Thanks!