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    [–] [email protected] 203 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lemmy is so weird. Some of the memes make me think that average audience here is 15 yrs old, but then there is the occasional post like this which only 70 year old ancient wizards will understand.

    [–] ChicoSuave 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Growing up doesn't mean we stop finding a well timed fart funny. It means 70 years of memories is still tickled by a crude punchline. Old people and young people have the same sense of humor but slang causes transmission errors.

    [–] LazaroFilm 5 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

    I resent that. I’m 38 and I distinctly remember this. RedHat 4.2 (Manhattan) circa 1997 I think. That was when I started messing with Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    How do you have to be 70 years old to understand this?

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    I bet half of people surfing right now on r/all wouldn't.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

    That's more the environment than the age tho!

    [–] Discoslugs 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Thank ya. as a red-neck american muhself Iz often feel lef tout of the fancy gizmo conversations yall be havin.

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

    Just install them La'nuxes for them cozzy feelings.

    [–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The modern appropriate version of this is Pirate or l33tspeak, it's a common technique for debugging localization issues without having to be able to read another language

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I remember setting my facebook to pirate back in the day. Fun times.

    [–] Cryophilia 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Avast antivirus had a pirate language, it was excellent

    [–] ziggurat 2 points 1 year ago

    "Avast antivirus has been updated!"

    Hnnnnnng, you triggered my PTSD from windows

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I miss everything having pirate speak. I don't know why it stopped being a trend.

    [–] lapingvino 1 points 1 year ago

    they also have this English but RTL thing.

    [–] WhipTheLlama 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ah, old Red Hat. What memories. When I tell people my first distro was RedHat 5.2 I need to explain that I don't mean RHEL.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    Hah, same/similar release as me


    family had dialup at the time, but I found "RedHat Linux Secrets 5.x" (with included CD) at a garage sale.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    Nice, RH 5.2 was my fist stable long term install, and Slackware 7 was my second love... 😃

    [–] twistypencil 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    That wasn't the installer or red hat specific. There used to be language filters in Linux including Swedish Chef, those just got included in the language packs and want so he redhat specific development

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

    and want so he redhat specific development

    Back up!

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    What in the installation's goin on in there?

    [–] Transcriptionist 30 points 1 year ago

    Image Transcription:

    Top text: At one point, Red Hat Linux had a "Redneck" language option for its installer. I'll just leave these images here: Four images of the Red Hat Linux installer with "Welcome to Red Hat Linux" above it and "/ between elements : selects : next screen" below. The first dialogue box reads: [Choose a Language] What language should we use during the installation process? English Czech French German Norwegian Redneck (selected) Romanian Turkish [OK]

    Second dialogue box: [keyboard type] whichadese keyboards you got? tr_f-latin5 tr_q-latin5 tralt trf trq uk us-prokey us (selected) [yep]

    Third dialogue box: [installation method] which kinda stuff has the packages, junior? Local CDROM (selected) NFS image hard drive FTP SMB image [yep] [back up!]

    Fourth dialogue box: [note] stick in your Red Hat CD into dat coffee holder on the front [yep] [back]

    [I am a human, if I have made a mistake please message me. Please consider providing alt-text for images for ease of access. Thank you. 💜]

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    This so funny funny lmafo! Howdy there partner, what parts ya come from.

    [–] PutangInaMo 4 points 1 year ago

    Well see I come from that internets place out yonder, but I done need tuh git in that there kurnal whatcha ma callit and get r done no whut I'm talkin bout.

    [–] art 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    This was also in Mandrake Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Because Mandrake was a Red Hat fork

    [–] cybersandwich 9 points 1 year ago

    Because Mandrake was a Redhat thingymabob*

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Core memory unlocked. This had to be Red Hat 7? One of the few releases before they ditched home/personal use and went all in on enterprise server.

    [–] waffless 5 points 1 year ago

    i think they removed this in 5.2 since it broke everything if you used it outside of the installer and was only there to test locales

    [–] dadGPT 10 points 1 year ago

    cotton eyed Joe approved.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    [–] kautau 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

    Oh right. I forgot about that

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

    I would use Linux much more for personal stuff if they had UwU language options.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
    [–] Draconic_NEO 4 points 1 year ago

    Someone should totally recreate this language pack for a modern Linux Distro, or maybe even an interface language for lemmy?

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    The installer for VMware ESXi 7.0 (earliest version released in 2020) still had a Czechoslovakia option for keyboard layout selection.

    [–] WhyYesZoidberg 4 points 1 year ago

    Interesting! Just laziness or was that layout different from either Slovak or Czech?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Is there a way to get it back in modern systems?

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

    There are thousands more lines to translate, I’m afraid. However, it is opan source software so you can do it yourself by following the langpack documentation.

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

    Absolutely based