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[–] distantsounds 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Aliens sounds more believable than that

[–] Demigod787 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Even in Dubai they barely use them and now you're telling me it's a common commodity for illegal miners in Peru. Ya right.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The miners are not Peruvian nationals. It takes a lot of capital to sneak into the Peruvian jungle and start mining.

I'm a bit dubious about the jetpacks but the rest - that miners are trying to scare Indigenous locals - is legit, and it's far from the first time this has happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Obviously they doesn't want sand to get everywhere in Dubai.

[–] TheSmartDude 2 points 1 year ago

I've never even seen one in practical use in Dubai. The most I've seen are prototypes of lab designs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Miners with jetpacks sounds like something straight out of a Commodore 64 game

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope they crash and get nursed back to health by the indigenous people, undergo a spiritual awakening, and lead a violent uprising against the mining company.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this could make a great movie!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 1 year ago

We could call it Fern Gully: Origins and make it a realistic CGI with expressionless talking animals (and whoever is doing the work of Robin Williams and Tim Curry these days but worse).

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, it's just miners with jetpacks... Wait, wtf?!

[–] Aux 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commercial jetpacks are available for some time now, there are even jetpack attractions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Miners are the last people in my mind that would use jetpacks. I mean, they're usually deep underground, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not when they're harassing villagers obviously

[–] Shanedino 1 points 1 year ago

I feel like underground mines are more and more a thing of thr past, I have seen many an operating surface mine but only old mines that were converted to attractions.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not quite as fantastical as aliens, but miners with jetpacks sounds sci-fi as fuck.

[–] HWK_290 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Miners not minors!

(speaking of scifi...)

[–] Mr_TheMoviePhone 1 points 1 year ago

Great movie and a fantastic reference

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I wish I was a flying miner pretending to be an alien so that I could harass villagers in Peru. That would be so awesome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

RnD really outdid themselves with the new rocket boots.

[–] schroedingershat 9 points 1 year ago

Hypothesis: Attacks were just regular miners without jetpacks, but the villagers knew the cops wouldn't do shit about them getting attacked or kidnapped.

A bunch of rich white UFO-seekers livestreaming via satellite uplink and getting footage of it on the other hand would be far too hot for the police to bury. Plus some bonus tourist income.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's never aliens, unfortunately.

[–] 5BC2E7 7 points 1 year ago

Aliens make more sense than ilegal miners flying in jetpacks.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 year ago

I'm doubting either explanation in this case.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the jetpack doubters (I was one too), someone posted this link on slashdot. Scroll down a bit and you'll see a picture of a girl who snapped a picture on her phone of what is very clearly a guy in a jetpack of some kind. The theory is the miners use them to scout new locations to see if enough minerals are present to clear a road to them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think this might be the first time that the official explanation is less believable than the conspiracy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The cops were watching Scooby Doo, and were like "Yes, lets go with that".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I thought Vice.com went under.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a genius getaway vehicle.

[–] IndiBrony 2 points 1 year ago