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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon won't eat his children.

[–] Smokeydope 26 points 1 year ago

Based and Cronuspilled

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon's juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

enjoy my melon babies fam

[–] Clown_Tempura 21 points 1 year ago

Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Yes and that's what makes them so good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honey melons are better. Even though they're smaller

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dude they're worth their weight in water when it's hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.

[–] EternalWarBear 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've used a grapefruit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"We'll just tell your mother we ate it."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

[–] Glifted 6 points 1 year ago

That's how you make Muskmelons

[–] mack7400 4 points 1 year ago

Was this down by the bay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

melon

Trip: "You should leave"

[–] B1naryB0t 1 points 1 year ago

Re-seed the seedless melon