Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it's so easily deterred from its objective.
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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I'm high and this made me laugh, thank you sir.
Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can't even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up
Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won't be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.
That's why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.
I can honestly say I've had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course
you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama
still kinda uncomfortable
I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama
My partner got a duvet for us...I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!
Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.
Oh good now I get to live with this image of Garfield for the rest of my life that's awesome
I truly hope that "I'm sorry Jon" sets up a federated community.
"Thank you daddy Jon" this time
LASAGA
It's lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose... or win depending on your perspective.
So a holy water enema then
don't threaten me with a good time, as they say