this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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Dad Jokes

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[–] model_tar_gz 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good thing I’m a metal head in a band called ‘Scissors’.

[–] gibmiser 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Battle of the bands is gonna be bangin

[–] model_tar_gz 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, we really shred.

Also, totally down to get smashed by some hot rocks too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Play some deep cuts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their cover band is called Printer. It's a Paper jam.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damnit I just commented that and then read your comment lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Here I was expecting a printer joke lol

We're paper and we're here to jam! :P

[–] kagemushablues 5 points 1 year ago

This one has a real Far Side vibe to it.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 points 1 year ago

That bass player is a dead ringer for the guitarist in Khruangbin.