I made a game engine and a game back in highschool, but all that code is lost because I didn't know how to use git. I knew git existed (and even knew enough to know it was better than mercurial or svn), but I was too lazy to learn.
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Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System
Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.
Maybe he was cursing the god of dev ops
Nah his opps fucked up his backup.
His operations department?
Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.
I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.
It's not an AI model, it's an IDE
My comment stands
Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now
Genuine question: what would it take to poison an LLM with ai tools to run git push --force origin main or sudo rm -rf /
we just need a little more AI
You know, none of the “AI is dangerous” movies thought of the fact that AI would be violently shoved into all products by humans. Usually it’s like a secret military or corporate thing that gets access to the internet and goes rogue.
In reality, it’s fancy text prediction that has been exclusively shoved into as much of the internet as possible.
It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:
- Program-2.4.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
- Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
I did that with documents in my Uni years.
By the end, I was using ISO timestamps.
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"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"
Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!
I remember SVN
I want to forget SVN
I never understood the SVN hate. Then, as now, the problems are almost never caused by the tools, and almost always caused by the people misusing them.
I never got around to using anything except git, partly because of all the hate people would throw at the other competitors back in the day. Even if the criticisms were not fair, and even if it was all a secret conspiracy to kill git competitors, it definitely worked out for the best. Imagine the hell we'd be in today if we had to constantly deal with different VCS solutions.
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Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude
Good thing it's deterministic, oh wait 😃
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Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.
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At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.
The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.
Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.
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this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git
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svn was invented in 2000
CVS was invented in 1986
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It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.
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I need to put a SaaS together called vibe VCS
You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.
From what I understand, you could un ironically do this with a file system using BTRFS. You'd maybe need a udev rule to automate tracking when the "Power Ctrl+Z" gets plugged in.
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Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?
She was already an expert in load balancing
if this is real, that's the kind of people who should be worried about being replaced by an ai
it's also Claude
lmao
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