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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!

(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays... I mean, it's hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yes ! Indeed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 30 points 2 days ago

It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)

[–] mstrk 10 points 2 days ago

not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.

/jk

[–] blazeknave 2 points 2 days ago

It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I'll tell you that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 14 points 2 days ago

They can't keep getting away with it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH

[–] General_Effort 6 points 2 days ago

The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 9 points 2 days ago

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[–] Itzdan 3 points 2 days ago

Ha ha onion go funny

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Ah, I see it's that time of the day again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.

[–] aviationeast 8 points 2 days ago

Here I thought the onion was satire....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!

[–] AtomicHotSauce 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AtomicHotSauce 2 points 2 days ago
[–] stupidcasey 6 points 2 days ago

This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The sun truly is setting in the west.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Thank God South America will be ok at least!

[–] Akasazh -1 points 2 days ago

This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.

But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.