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  • Trazyn in The Infinite and the Divine by Robert Rath
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[–] cristorf 3 points 6 days ago

Cross the sovereign territory of Mankind at your peril. We have inhumanity to spare

[–] MisterNeon 18 points 1 week ago

"WAAAGH!"

-Da Boyz

[–] deathmetal27 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shas O'Kais: "Do the deaths of your soldiers mean so little to you? Are you that mad?"

Davion Thule: "Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you, alien? Are you that weak?"

[–] NONE_dc 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This exchange lives rent-free in my head, it's soooo good.

[–] LorIps 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's so great! "So says the slave to the free man."

[–] NONE_dc 2 points 1 day ago

When I first played the DOW-DC campaign I knew something great was in wait for me if I left the Space Marines last, so I did.

It did not disappoint at all, the best conclusion ever.

[–] toxicbubble 11 points 1 week ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

-Mechanicus

[–] sober_monk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Lorgar of Colchis. You may consider the following. One: I entirely withdraw my previous offer of solemn ceasefire. It is cancelled, and will not be made again, to you or to any other of your motherless bastards. Two: you are no longer any brother of mine. I will find you, I will kill you, and I will hurl your toxic corpse into hell's mouth."

Roboute Guilliman in Know No Fear by Dan Abnett

[–] rustyfish 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gets sucked into the vacuum of space without a helmet and starts murdering traitors while screaming into the void

Guilliman doesn’t deserve the hate he gets. Boy is awesome.

[–] SmoothOperator 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too bad he insists on following the false corpse emperor, deceiver of mankind

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yes inquisitor, this comment right here.

[–] BreadOven 7 points 1 week ago

"squelching"

  • Tyranids, probably.
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who is waking me up at this hour!? -Necrons maybe

[–] Scuzzm0nkey 6 points 1 week ago

Iron within, iron without