"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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my wife, The Lord Almighty
Talk about marrying out of your league
This is why I hate English.
"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."
Lol
Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.
OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL
Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?
I'm no Flork but I think I captured the spirit of it
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Is that like
Biological warfare?
Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol
I hope their moms got free beekeeper suits!