this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Claudius:   Now Hamlet, where's Polonius?

Hamlet: At supper.

Claudius: At supper? Where?

Hamlet: Not where he eats, but where he is eaten.

[–] TheRedSpade 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I take it the body is Ophelia's father's? We were somehow spared having to read that one in school.

[–] Zombiepirate 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Her dad, Polonius, is hiding behind a curtain to spy on Hamlet for the king, because Hamlet is pretending (?) to be crazy to make himself seem like less of a threat.

While Hamlet is yelling at his mom for marrying the king (who also killed Hamlet's dad— the old king), he hears Polonius behind the curtain and stabs him to death. Afterwards he realizes that he killed his girlfriend's dad.

It's a great play, I highly recommend reading a synopsis and then watching it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Laertes is her brother, her father is Polonius

[–] Zombiepirate 10 points 2 days ago

You're absolutely right! Thanks, edited.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He could have just pulled the curtain back to see who it was. He took playing the crazy guy a little too far 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Hiding behind a curtain is how a 5yr old spies. Polonius had it coming.

[–] Zombiepirate 7 points 2 days ago

Bro needs to learn to slice the pie and check those corners.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Could have been an assassin.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 2 days ago

Hide and seek with dire consequences!

[–] SmoothLiquidation 4 points 2 days ago

I would also recommend “To be or not to be” by Ryan North. It is a choose your own adventure version of the play. Well worth your time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And I would recommend skipping the film adaptation from 2000 with Ethan Hawke just-in-case anyone was curious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago