Germany starts world war 3
The rest of the world: “how do we keep falling for this?”
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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"Ww3 this time we're the good guys!" Smaller print "We've double checked and had it put in writing."
The only requirement to be a good guy is to win.
I am ok if Europe wants to send troops to Canada to defend against the real enemy—the United States.
As an American I fully support this. We don't want to invade Canada either. Just the Orange Idiot and his bootlickers.
I was going to joke "I'll send y'all intel," but now I'm seriously considering if my country will use that statement against me some day.
I am joking NSA/DOGE, of course.
I don’t want intel, AMD is better imo.
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Tbf Poland would be joining them this time around.
They're allowed to take out one German tank with light cavalry, for old time's sake.
You know...as the battlefield becomes ever more automated, there might be a very brief window where the winged hussars could make a comeback.
Let's say you have a battlefield riddled with smart drones. They have image recognition and immediately attack anything resembling a tank or other military asset. Do you think anyone bothered to program the drones to seek out and attack a unit outfit like 18th century Polish cavalry? A charge on horseback just might be able to ride completely undisturbed through the right kind of drone-controlled battlefield.
Especially with these wings!
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Ukrainians: "the Germans are here to liberate us from the Russian yoke. And they actually mean it this time!"
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Let's make sure to start the campaign in autumn so we are deep inside Russia during the coldest parts of winter. Let's also make sure to only take light summer clothing.
As we know, you should always fight a land war in Asia.
At least were not going up against the Sicilians
Inconceivable!
!anybody want a peanut?!<
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
That sort of idea seems great when everyone is taking Pervitin all the time.
Pervitin, the brand name that Meth was originally sold under.
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Ya know, what with global warming this might actually work.
This would be much more concerning if they hadn't so thoroughly stamped out fascism. What's the alternative for Germany?
Fascism is back on the rise there, unfortunately.
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Poland: "What about attacking Russia alongside with an ally?"
Aye, I could do that.
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Poland has been pouring everything into their military, they are VERY ready for this to all go sideways. I can't blame them.
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You guys have the most experience with that sort of thing