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[–] ZILtoid1991 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Poland: "What about attacking Russia alongside with an ally?"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

Aye, I could do that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Germany: "i thought these days would never come again. Fighting russia with poland and france like we did late 1700s and early 1800s"

[–] Opisek 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The original band coming back for one more single.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldnt say it was a band. Napoleon forced some of the germans, the others joined because they wanted to be on the winning side, and the poles fought with Bonaparte for their freedom

[–] _stranger_ 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So like a supergroup. Like the Highwaymen.

🎶"I wore a picklehaube, on the Rhineland I did ride..." 🎶

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

🎵🎶 I spilled the blood of the Saxon men🎶🎵

I know Charlemagne doesn't fit the definition of a Supergroup, but that's simply because when the term was coined, Christopher Lee hadn't joined any bands yet. So the creators of the term forgot to leave in the loophole that any band with Christopher Lee is also a Supergroup.

[–] BenLeMan 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No thank you. Defensive alliance, sure. But not attacking. We're supposed to be the good guys, after all.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good luck convincing our politicians not to start a war after giving Rheinmetall a taste of the 800bn budget for a project literally called REARM EUROPE.

[–] BenLeMan 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our politicians didn't start a war during the entirety of the Cold War, either. You might have succumbed to the fallacy of thinking that when a weapon is purchased it needs to be used to kill people.