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[–] Eczpurt 36 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Everybody sleeping on Dreistein

[–] criss_cross 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Ah yes, I remember the German numbers.

Ein, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Wolfen

[–] ChilledPeppers 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Doesnt jt go

LINKS! zwei drei fier...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Ah yes, the marching song of Zeldastein.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

… having only really known these numbers from having watched cool runnings a bajillion times at my grandmas house … I don’t think the last couple are real.

You’re welcome everyone.

[–] criss_cross 2 points 19 hours ago

The first 4 are real.

The last one is a Wolfenstein joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

(The last one isn't ;-) )

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

I’m waiting for Zwölfstein

[–] foofiepie 3 points 16 hours ago

And with Sechstein.

[–] gedaliyah 14 points 22 hours ago

That guy had a real pair of stones.

[–] Sanctus 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is that like a Zweihander for int builds or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Einstein with 2 heads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Moonlight greatsword my beloved

[–] ceenote 7 points 21 hours ago

Zweistein? The STR chad?