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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 days ago by skhayfa to c/nottheonion

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[–] MushuChupacabra 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thinning the herd.

[–] JustZ 2 points 2 days ago

Not quick enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Culling the herd

[–] MuskyMelon 7 points 2 days ago

When these parents go to purgatory, I hope their long dead children greet them, "Why did you let me die?", just before final judgment is passed.

[–] Vector 3 points 2 days ago

Something something South Park, something something Ookie Mouth.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 2 days ago (6 children)

i mean i'm not stupid enough to try this, but measles has an potential immune system reset component to it, right? could it possibly be beneficial to people with autoimmune diseases to catch the measles and reset their autoimmune response, and hopefully be able to avoid their triggers in the future?

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