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The title could also start as "Family values saved..."
Perfect! This is perfection, nobody will ever make a better use of this meme format!
Nah the mitt romney one
I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.
Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them
I had no idea he was Muslim.
He literally got into Islam for the misogyny.
He said he reverted in prison a few years ago but lately started dropping the act. Now that he is out of prison he will likely drop it.
He became Muslim because of the misogyny and incels of the religion, he's in for the grift, much like Russel brand became "born again"
I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)
He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.
He reverted ig
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Is there any one quality that more of the people surrounding Trump share than being serial sex abusers?
I can't think of one.
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I don’t understand if this is satire anymore.
Reality hasbecome too hard to satirise.
So they're all at least 5 months old? Must be bringing their girlfriends.
This is not the onion, but Desantis might go after him. It could all be a stunt, of course.
From the Miami Herald article:
But Tate’s claim that the Romanian case against him was dismissed in December isn’t true. While a Bucharest court ruled that the first criminal case could not proceed due to legal and procedural irregularities, the charges against the Tates remain in effect. What’s unclear is how further cases will proceed now that the Tates are back on American soil.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article301122934.html
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Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet
Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.
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Did something change with the babylon bee? Sudden surge of actually decent content all of a sudden
If you go to their site this is definitely the exception and not the rule. The rest of the articles today are bashing Zelensky.
idk, there seem to be some good ones, e.g
Clicked the link and got a banner for a movie trailer which mocks the idea that January 6 was violent.
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I'm not sure if it's widely known, but Tate started a political party in the UK called "BRUV" ("Britain Restoring Underlying Values"). The manifesto is all AI generated garbage. I'm unsure how that'll turn out as a refugee fleeing European justice.
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