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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's too much. That's like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What better position? Secretary of safety of women and children

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Ehh. They are rapey enough but don't you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn't seem like there's any reason to compromise when there aren't DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.

[–] DarthKaren 3 points 3 days ago

Watch them become the new Epstein for the rich and powerful. tRUmp still has the jet iirc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I thought that's why he got them out/they came over here