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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] agent_nycto 8 points 1 day ago

So what they said way the contract won't let them sell within a year. So they got this recently. There's no way you couldn't know about Musk being a shit this recently, so fuckem, you gave the Nazi money.

[–] stevegiblets 12 points 1 day ago

Even before the nazi shit buying one of these shitcans was a terrible idea. get fucked.

[–] frog_brawler 4 points 1 day ago

A little bit... there's definitely a few people that bought a Swastikar that didn't know it was a nazi car. Generally speaking, those people need to pull their heads out of their asses, and perhaps this will serve as a catalyst.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

On one hand cybertruck is a completely unique design and is a delorean of its day - a trash car with unmistakable, unique appearance you buy as an investment. You don't need to be homo for musk to see that this car will jump up in value in 20 years. And people who bought it as an investment are super happy, propably even behind the " vandalize ct movement" while theirs sits in a garage.

On the other hand even without musk being nazi you are incredebly fucking stupid to buy this terrible car from a terrible company who to this day has not made a single good quality vehicle that is reliable or is built to a standard of the avarage cheap toyota. Or hell, even volkswagen. There were multible chances to cancel your preorder and they still bought it. Even after it was revealed you can't sell it. This is the chickens coming home to roost and teach you about how to spend your money.

[–] LifeOfChance 3 points 1 day ago

I think another thing to mention is we live in an age of information overload and it seems everyone has or is doing some morally disgusting so the average person can't really keep up with who's done what. I know Elon is pretty much in the headlines nonstop but it's easy to become numb to such things. Like you said the car is unique and people were excited for it. Lots of them now aren't from pre-orders but coming across mildly discounted second hand can be enticing to those who otherwise wouldn't have the opportunity.

Fuck Elon, he can rot in the emerald mine he came from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would question battery tech in 20 years. Mainly compatibility.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can slap ev conversion into an od jag, you can slap some new batteries into an old ev, especially since enthusiasts will make the conversion kits available

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This sounds like a good reason to get one that has already been gutted down to the frame, preserve it and juice it up with modern technology when they day comes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Musk was randomly accusing people of being a pedo YEARS before the cybertruck was released. No sympathy. User error for agreeing to that contract.

[–] unpeople_person 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glad I’m the the only one who remembers the pedo accusations. All because he couldn’t use his sub in that cave 🤣 that was my indicator not trust him. Back then I was genuinely hopeful that Musk would do good. But here we are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I remember it as the first time I thought Musk was unhinged rather than just rich.

[–] okamiueru 10 points 2 days ago

Not random people, but people doing a good job and making him look bad.

[–] _stranger_ 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This guy has the perfect out to set it on fire and scam the insurance company out of money and they chose this. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are insurance companies still insuring them at all?

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[–] DarkFuture 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like their fault for being stupid enough to buy something you aren't allowed to sell for a year.

That's a red flag.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I do feel sorry for Tesla owners - pre 2025. People bought Teslas in good faith believing this company was heralding green, emissions free vehicles. Which it more or less did. They weren't expecting the CEO would out himself as a Nazi even if there were clues he was a terrible piece of shit. Being an asshole is one thing but Musk out-Henry Ford'ed Henry Ford.

So if you're going to discriminate, target >= 2025 owners where this is common knowledge, not those before. That said, the Cybertruck is and was a fucking terrible vehicle and deserves criticism on its own awfulness outside of any political dimension.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I mostly agree, but I'd set the cutoff date sometime around 2023, maybe up until 2024 for someone completely checked out of the Internet and/or Elon's bullshit. It's part of why the CT is targeted so much in this way, but not the model 3 or S. There are a lot of people who just wanted an electric vehicle when Tesla looked like one of the more compelling options (mostly due to marketing than actual features/reliability but what can you do about that in hindsight).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was mask off long before 2025

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

He threw a car into space in 2018 for the lulz.. Dude was nuts long before 2025.

Also elon is not tesla, even if he want you to believe he is. Don't feel bad if you own an electric car, unless it's the swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Elon is not Tesla but Tesla absolutely is Elon. Tesla might be able to survive elon, but if Tesla goes bankrupt, elon will loose a huge chunk of his power. He is the "richest" man only because of incredibly overinflated Tesla stock.

Everything that huts Tesla is good for democracy, freedom and the whole world!

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[–] Carighan 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well more like pre-2022, back when it was still somewhat hopeful that the cars weren't badly made and the rest of the car market is not rapidly pulling away from Tesla since they have actual QA and actual R&D and stuff. Which was expected to happen anyways, Tesla was struggling to actually build actual cars in any year after all.

But ignoring the technical side for a moment, past ~early 2024 any newly bought Tesla just loudly heralds that you like supporting Nazi Boi.

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[–] Fedizen 4 points 1 day ago

Lol. New Orleans putting all the other cities to shame

[–] Carighan 4 points 1 day ago

Go fasc lose cash.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Bought the car just to get attention and you're getting the attention. I don't see the problem. You got exactly what you wanted. It's a fuck ugly car that's shit quality. You bought it just because you wanted to be noticed. Well, play dumb games, win dumb prizes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Buy the ticket, take the ride

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Of course I feel sad for them. The people of New Orleans deserve better than having swasticars in their midst.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

All other things considered, that car just looks laughably shit. Idiots and their money...

[–] [email protected] 280 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

If I was buying something, literally anything, and the people I am buying from make me sign a thing that said I couldn't sell the thing I am buying for X period of time after buying it, that would be a major red flag to me that perhaps this product is actually a huge piece of shit because they're already worried I will try to get rid of it within X amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It’s fairly common for limited run supercars and meant to dissuade scalpers. Still silly, but there’s precedent

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (20 children)

i mean, anyone who buys a supercar is kinda inherently a dick

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[–] frog_brawler 51 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Even if that weren't a part of the contract; do you think anyone wants to buy a Cyber Truck!?!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I have sympathy for those with older Tesla's, they were the most popular EV on the market, and Musk was mask on back then. Not cyber truck owners, though, he'd long since shown his true colors by the time it released.

[–] Snowclone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would like it of people would do something a lot more organized and effective with their anger at musk.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Sorry, no sympathy. I have some sympathy for the Tesla owners who bought theirs years ago before Musk went completely mask off. But Musk has been an overt Nazi since the first cybertruck was released. Do you know what you call an Apartheid baby that platforms and massively promotes Nazis in the name of "free speech" while censoring other voices (see 'cis' as a slur). You call them a Nazi. Musk has been dealing in overt racism, malignant transphobia, and eugenics for years now. If you simply didn't care about this, and still gave that many $100k of your money? I'm sorry, but you just gave $100k to a man you knew was a Nazi. You're a literal Nazi sympathizer. Or, at best, you're a person who cares so little about fighting Nazis that you will willingly give the nation's most prominent Nazi a hundred grand.

So yes, it is absolutely is fair to judge people who bought a cybertruck. They're Nazi sympathizers. I don't know if I would personally engage in such vandalism. But if I was on a jury with such a case before me, I would certainly be practicing jury nullification. Some paint or flat tires is a fraction of what a car like that deserves. That thing should be burned to ashes. That is what should really be done to Nazi symbols like the cybertruck. Here in 2025, if you are driving a cybertruck. There is no way for you to have that vehicle without having every chance in the world to see buying it directly supports Nazis. Every cybertruck is already a rolling swastika.

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[–] scaredoftrumpwinning 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what prez musk will do when the insurance companies raise the rates for owning Teslsa products.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 days ago (13 children)

That last part is so dumb. How on earth do you not realize you are buying into a scam pyramid scheme type thing with something like that in the contract.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago

No one ever accused tesla owners of being smart

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

99% of these bozos bought the thing based on identity. Statistically the CT is proving to be one of the worst put together EV's in automotive history. Silicon Valley and the techbros have been playing supremacy games for 25 years. So what if just now the hammer drops. They played sycophant, and didn't want to hear the left's warnings.

FAFO

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago

Oh man I was a lil thirsty today, thanks for that cup of Nazi tears. Delicious. Hit the spot. Chef's kiss.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I do feel bad, yeah.

Having bad taste in vehicles and too much money to spend on stupid things doesn't really warrant destruction of property. Being mostly unaware of the political statements of a CEO (which, at the time of the Cybertruck's release or when people were ordering it he wasn't nearly as deep into this crap as he is now) isn't really a crime either...

Well...

[–] pyre 19 points 2 days ago (8 children)
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[–] Hikermick 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They're lucky the wrote on it using lipstick because stainless steel does not like bleach

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