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Spez says $19.99 fee "enhances community dialogue through monetary validation"

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[–] oh_ 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I legit cannot tell if this is real or not… it sounds terrible but also something that Reddit would do and think is great.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I could have sworn that reddit did in fact announce a similar system a few weeks ago. Or did I eat an onion?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They announced earlier this month that they're considering paid subreddits. No idea where that's at.

But yeah, this satire only works precisely because they've specifically expressed their interest in further opportunities for paid subscriptions.

[–] Contramuffin 3 points 1 week ago

My understanding is that they confirmed that paid subs would come this year

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yes it was satire.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 7 points 1 week ago

I think this article has been posted here before

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, I ate the title. It seems perfectly reasonable to me.

[–] TheLowestStone 33 points 1 week ago

I swallowed the onion whole.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Don't give them more ideas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Love the image. Can only imagine the prompts… “evil lizard men make stupid amounts of money selling utter shit.”?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The present moderation is not too far from this. A lot of the subreddits are just shells of what they used to be. Most posts are purged by some reddit algorithm moderation bot. You can check this yourself with r/usenet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can check this yourself with r/usenet.

and give them traffic? no thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Does old dot reddit give them traffic? Or you could even use some public redlib instance but you get my point :)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 1 week ago

Et Al, why are you always posting rage bait that barely even qualifies as satire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Skipcast 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're not supposed to eat the onion bro

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao, damn, I forgot to check what community this was. I definitely believe that they would do such a shitty thing, though.

Satire is truly dead

[–] Skipcast 3 points 1 week ago
[–] TrickDacy 4 points 1 week ago

It is 100% believable.

[–] Sterile_Technique 5 points 1 week ago

I ate the onion too. This is 100% something Reddit would do - give it a year and there's a solid chance you and I will be puking that onion back up as this becomes reality.