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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Foxes. They're like a cross between cats and dogs, with their cute fluffy tails.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 4 points 22 hours ago

You should listen to and smell a fox before embarking on that kind of project.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Russians inadvertantly did that, when trying to rear blue foxes for fur. Selecting for tameness altered the coat.

[–] badbytes 4 points 1 day ago

I'd take a unicorn or dragon.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort 2 points 19 hours ago

Lana! He remembers me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

How do you titilate an ocelot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Wasps; I'm going to be a supervillain now.

Edit: Scratch that. Termites have better crime potential, if that's the idea I'm going with.

Even if not, a large quadruped is the wrong answer when we already have dogs, horses and elephants. Something flying, digging, tiny or aquatic is where we should all be thinking.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 1 points 21 hours ago

I mean, obviously a lion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Sparrows are already semi domesticated due to living near human settlements basically since we started farming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Well, they're not domesticated enough to let me pet them unless I catch a chick which fell off a nest.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Probably red pandas. I'm still a bit surprised they are wild animals, they seem too silly to be like...doing their own thing out there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Is this a rabbit hole I want to go down?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I too want to domesticate a Firefox

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A bear. They are just adorable and silly and cute until they eat you completely for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a ............................. beer." The bartender asks: "Why the big pause?" The bear responds: "I don't know, I was born with them."

(Pic in OP relevant. Even bear cubs have big paws.)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Penguin, I want to see a penguin wearing thigh highs and an arch linux shirt :3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

those would be the shortest thigh highs ever

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Zebras. It's just a bug that we can't, right? It's just a stripey horse!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Zebras are extremely aggressive and violent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm assuming the hypothetical domestication process proposed by OP is magical though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I've read somewhere some have been successfully (more or less) tamed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Quokka.

I need that type of positivity in my life.

[–] otacon239 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I always thought of them as necky camels more than horses

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am trying to befriend crows right now so I agree with this haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How’s it going? What are you doing to try?

This is on my wish list of things to do, but I always forget to start.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

So far its only been a week and I'm starting to realize that I haven't chosen a good spot to place food and should find a spot or feeder where I can have water and the food in a nice open part of the yard raised in the air a bit and hopefully in a spot I can aim a camera at. I was playing with dogfood and saw 1 juvenile crow only because I had set up a camera from a old phone, today I got some unshelled unsalted peanuts. I think to get the ball rolling better I need to go walk around and find some crows and lead them towards the house. I grabbed a old broke plant pot made of ceramic and broke the ceramic into small pieces so I can offer some shiny objects to the crows so maybe they either see the food better or take this as a gift and start connecting with my spot more. I don't think I am on their normal route and we have a lot of other miscellaneous birds and dogs and cats and some small predator wild animals around and in a suburb so i don't think it will be very easy to get them to come regularly, I was surprised to even get the one bird once.

[–] CaptnNMorgan 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Assuming their domesticated enough to listen to my commands and ignore their pray drive, on like a magical level, Tiger. Hands down. I would go to the Renaissance Fair with them and commission a blacksmith to forge armor for them. I would ride it into battle whenever necessary.

Edit: I was also assuming no one else has a magically domestic animal. If everyone in this thread also has one, I'll choose Rhinoceros

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So, essentially, you chose violence, be it through He-Man (Battle Cat) or the Teenage Mutant Turtles (Rocksteady).

[–] CaptnNMorgan 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I just want to be ready, in case everyone else chooses violence.

If, all of a sudden, there were a handful of people that had a magical connection with an otherwise dangerous animal; I imagine, either those people would fight each other or team up against someone with a robot army. Either way, a tiger would have a lot of weak points, even with armor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Fair point.

For a truly scary animal to have on your side, what do you think of wasps? Airborn, vicious and capable of team work.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fennec fox or fruit bat. Perhaps raccoon, or maybe otter. Seals are neat too if there’s water. There’s a lot honestly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This actually seems realistic, foxes have been domesticated in a short period of time, and fennecs are adorable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fennec fox

just LOOK AT THESE THINGS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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