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[–] WrenFeathers 5 points 13 hours ago

I’m going to add baby pigeons to that list.

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 19 hours ago

I'm decrepit...

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Seems true but OTOH how memorable would an ad for a microwave be?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's only one company that makes microwaves.

The electronics are so particular that creating more than one supply chain doesn't make sense.

Every brand just whitelables microwaves assembled by Midea

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

The majority of countertop microwaves sold in the US, no matter the logo, are manufactured by just a few companies overseas, primarily Midea and Galanz.

Close, but not "only one".

[–] Octavio 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, man you whippersnappers. “If it doesn’t say Amana, it’s not a Radarange !™️”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

I guess the interesting question is why appliances don't advertise anymore (except maybe vacuums).

[–] Cyclist 2 points 21 hours ago

Kids these days...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] sploosh 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"Solid as Sears" hits different in 2025.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

when she stepped behind it that microwave turned out to be way bigger than I thought it was.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to guess it was from the days when they pretended you could cook a whole turkey in a microwave. Was literally the first shot in that ad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

But you can cook a whole turkey in a microwave? I have done it.

[–] perviouslyiner 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

It was only a matter of time for him to come up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I had a microwave-air fryer combo that broke last week. It's been agony trying to replace it because I bought it for $150, and now they're going for like...$300-$400. Even a solo microwave is like $180 for a decent one.

When did microwaves get so expensive?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah I inherited a built-in microwave with the house I purchased. The microwave model was from like 2009 but it still worked so I just kept using it. Then recently it died - turns out it is some obscure form factor that is no longer made, so if I want to replace it I have to either find "new old stock" from 2009 or I have to tear out half my kitchen. Awesome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Try a repair place. There's lots of cheap failure modes that can be fixed (interlock switches, waveguide issues, fuse replacements)

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[–] LordKitsuna 11 points 1 day ago (21 children)

I'm curious what part of the world you live in, a basic microwave can still be had for like $40 in my area

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's my favorite kind of product, which doesn't need ads, because it just does the thing you want for a reasonable price, a.k.a. commodity goods.

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[–] untorquer 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Infomercial, early 2000's, around 1am. They cooked a Turkey.

[–] Dozzi92 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I only remember being told to set it and forget it. I'm interested in this microwave competition.

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[–] Heisenburner 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have because I watched 30 Rock and the first 3 seasons of that show have so much GE product integortion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have because I watched 30 Rock and the first 3 seasons of that show have so much GE product integortion

Ugh don’t even get me started on all the integortioning in that show. On daytime television no less!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never met anyone that doesn't know that Coke exists, but they still have ads everywhere. It's older than the microwave!

[–] grue 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's because cokes are consumables, so more ads might make you buy them more frequently.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Microwave companies twisting their nipples - and be like what are you going to do? not buy one? (laughs mynaically and spends marketing budget on cocaine)

[–] Shardikprime 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't have one. Gas stove and the ol reliable iron pan make wonders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

With the exception of very tight space constraints, I can't imagine anyone not appreciating the benefits of having one. Even if used rarely, the speed, non-agitative cooking mechanism, and convenience is unparalleled.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's because you're an infant. Used to be lots, like this one for an Amana Radarange. I was a teenager in '75.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/296814620117

Edit: I say infant not as an insult, merely to compare your fresh youth with my advanced decrepitude.

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