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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Poes Law, etc. I was wondering the same thing but if it is it's not very good or funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (14 children)
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[–] HonoraryMancunian 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reverse image search. Not that it's worth the effort, Facebook is almost entirely garbage anyways

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FB was doomed the moment the Boomers decided it was theirs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Boomers just never left, the rest of us did

[–] satans_methpipe 43 points 1 day ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[–] carl_dungeon 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He look like a Rob Liefeld character.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

[–] breadsmasher 26 points 1 day ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] billwashere 22 points 1 day ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] thespcicifcocean 4 points 1 day ago

shitasstruck?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

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