“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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I better not see any of you giving valentines to Ostriches.
ALLEGEDLY
Dirty fucking dangles boys
I really wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.
Youse were getting squeezers from your big city slams the whole time.
Who told her about the squeezers?
Wheeling some broadskis, but no puck bunnies. Get after it.
As an aside I would totally Crave and misbehave with Indian team hockey coach.
Hearts for hockey sluts, eh
You're all spare parts bud.
As sure as God's got sandals.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
Dibs on digis!
Can I have your number? Oh never mind I'll get it from your mum.
https://youtu.be/IwEv6N37gPY?si=SxTWp4vRRag3V9QR
One of the best and my most favorite scenes from the whole show.
Imagine romance and marriage being that simple!
I mean... I wouldn't necessarily call the rat pack throwing down on your behalf, "simple".