..... and I don't like shellfish ... so don't eat that stuff
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I got a killer headache from that mead one time so no alcohol for you!
I’m an infinite, all powerful god that knows everything that can be known. I made an order of angel whose jobs are to 1) spin around my face, forever telling me how awesome I am; and 2) be guards to the gates of my throne room, to keep the wayward demon or lost soul from sneaking in.
Are you really gonna tell me that chopping that teeeeeenny little bit of skin off the tip of your shlong is unreasonable?
Why did you create us with foreskin if you just want it removed?
It's a test.
Wait till I tell ‘em what I’m gonna have ‘em do with their eyelids lol
Packaging for transport.
Jokes aside, fuck genital mutilation
Agree 100%. 🤜🤛
Yes.
Well, fuck. Really hadn’t planned for that answer, tbh. Bit awkward, this.
"Ok now invade Iraq"
Nice detail, that in the 4th panel Jesus makes the "god illusion" using the wizard of Oz machine.
... and wear this silly hat!
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Abraham
Same joke more or less, but David Mitchell and Robert Webb doing it as a skit.
Pretty sure it comes from ancient Egyptian slaves serving certain Jewish tribes, to show their obedience and that they were an owned people. Chattel. Livestock
i don't know if the man behind the curtain is supposed to be jesus or not, but it seems likely... which i find it strange, since jesus also opposed the arbitray rules used by religious leaders to control the population, and was just basically saying to treat each other well
Yeah, Jesus is when god sobered up and realized he fucked up the last few thousand years.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0nkyN_wsaTSNAQVlACFTg-br8pP1RooA
Samination Messed Up Bible Stories
Sadly no longer on New grounds or I'd like it there. Which also means no more hanging dongs.