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I'm in Europe, where american football isn't a thing and the NFL is nothing we care about.

We also tend to have better standards to serve and eat our food.

So why am I to find this crap in Lidl?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what is that? a bowling ball with an attached pissoir?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Give this person a medal! This is the best comment on the thread up to this point!

[–] Stamets 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So why am I to find this crap in Lidl?

Because it's fucking Lidl.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And it was being treated as a poor taste novelty by everyone.

[–] Stamets 11 points 2 days ago

To be fair, this isn't exactly an uncommon thing for Lidl. Have something absolutely insane for no reason whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Poor taste plastic novelties are sadly as American as Apple Pie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't get that saying, apple pie is a thing in many places

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-apple-pie-linked-america-180963157/

A lot of it is from early colonialism a la Johnny Appleseed and that, at the time, cider was a preferred drink over water.

Jean Kayak picks up his Applejack...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Give me the apple pie, keep this trash.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing

You'd be surprised. I know a number of people that organize Super Bowl watch parties every year here in Germany.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I knew someone from Newcastle who was a bigger Green Bay Packers fan than a lot of the Americans I've met. And they had no connection to Green Bay; they just liked the franchise.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Shitting on other people's lifestyles and the things they like because you don't like them and don't understand them seems kind of antithetical to the philosophy of this community as I understand it. No? Would it be appropriate for Americans to start mocking English football and their scarves?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

the post looks more about a consumerism critique rather than shitting on personal preference of favourite sport

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think it's shitting on American football or Americans. It's more why would they sell stuff we just don't have any connection to. It's like if wallmart would start selling shirts about Raymond van Barneveld (Dutch darter).

It wouldn't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They wouldn't be selling it if they didn't have a market. Just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes the try to sell shit and nobody buys it, pretty sure that's the case here. It's probably because Aldi also owns trader joes, and they just try stuff.

Edit oh this is Lidl nevermind

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes? As most americans already do? I wouldn't feel insulted or aggravated.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay then, I guess you're okay with idiots ranting the same way about your pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You want to conflate personal identity and affirmation with sports? Really?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Incapable of abstraction and introspection? Sports is a really weird thing to be a small minded bigot about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why the caustic attitude?

You can argue that sports play a role in building character. I'll agree with that point to a degree. Character and values are built and taught at home, then sharpened outside.

I'm not a supporter of competitive sports in any kind or fashion and even less nowadays, as sports are poisoned with the overarching influence (meddling) of sponsors.

As someone who knows individuals connected to professional sports, both athletes and coaches, I loathe the overcompetitive mentality they pass down to their own children and the children they coach. This severely alters how these children relate to others, introducing a quasi darwinist mentality of survival of the fittest; our society has left behind those laws the moment we decided to change our surroundings to better fit us.

So, kicking down on sports even more on one that is known for being highly destructive of an individual's health and mentality is really not on par of attacking an individual or group for being who or what they are.

p.s

And even then, that has nothing to do with why I posted that picture.

American footbal has no representation whatsoever in Europe (yes, apparently some games are played here, like some sort of tour). Given this, why the flying crocodile on a bycicle am I seeing anything relate to it on a supermarket? On a novelty story? Okay, fine, it is a novelty but in this context it makes no sense.

And if you think I'm being cruel, what other people were saying about that item on the shelf was several degree worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're a hypocrite with a whole lot of hate. I hope you get help.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Gratuitous and uncalled for?

Yes, I am an angry man; why, it is not relevant for the conversation at hand. Dealing with it is a life long commitment. Hate, it is not something I harbor; there is nothing worthy of such sentiment from me.

Any other remark you feel necessary to release, in order to relieve yourself?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Bigot much? Not even close to the same

[–] essell 4 points 2 days ago

Scarves?

What year is this?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Retailers don't bring in products unless they have reason to believe they can sell it.

and the NFL is nothing we care about.

The viewership numbers of a game that happens at lunch time says overwise

[–] KingGordon 14 points 2 days ago

Its a lidl bit crappy.

[–] MimicJar 9 points 2 days ago

I'm in Europe, where american football isn't a thing

In 2024, three NFL games were played in London, one in Germany. In 2025 scheduled games include the same plus a game in Madrid and Dublin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_International_Series

So it is "a thing", but not caring about it is understandable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't even understand what it's supposed to be

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

i think the top thing is a lid that opens to a bowl, for chips. the things in the front inside the facemask are trays for chip dips or nuts or other little things.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 2 days ago

I use these to dip my nuts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait is there no rule here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The rule is post before you leave.

The title is just a convention.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Lidl sells some random crap is the rule.

[–] knexcar 0 points 2 days ago

I’m kind of glad tbh, this community constantly shows up on the front page and I gets tiring seeing so many posts contain “rule”.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 2 days ago

Do you ever eat garbage?

This is what you serve it in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it?

Is this an appliance you use BEFORE you eat? or AFTER?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is supposed to be a snack tray. The top of the helmet is an ice bucket and the face guard has two small trays for - I don't know... - peanuts and salty snacks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I couldn't tell ... I thought it looked like some sort of strange hospital bed pan ... or a toddlers toilet trainer

And if they were those things, I thought it was funny that it was all sponsored by the NFL ... and judging by the way the US is going, I wouldn't be surprised if this contraption was meant for toilet use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Its for when you get too many cerebral traumas and cant get yourself out of bed to use the washroom any longer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I can't post a picture without doxxing myself. But I found a Star Trek Picard ship in the kids toys section of a local grocery store. I have no idea why it exists in the first place, why it was in among the kids toys or why it was in a local grocery store here in Europe. Weirdest thing I saw in a long time. Must be for all those European kids who are a fan of Star Trek Picard?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Taylor Swift. I think it’s cause of her that we’re getting hoodies and socks in Aldi with NFL logos etc, they seemed to appear about the time she got with that lad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Use it as a dice tower.