this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

[–] MycelialMass 11 points 2 days ago

Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.

[–] aeronmelon 38 points 2 days ago

Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Did she make your metal gear.... solid?

Raiden sunglasses

[–] SidewaysHighways 39 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] thebigslime 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 2 days ago

UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kionay 2 points 1 day ago

You're that ninja

[–] aeronmelon 7 points 2 days ago

“You knew??”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

[–] PineRune 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 9 points 2 days ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

/#myteam 🤘🏼

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Anal sphincter. Out!