Why is it that these dipshits only start dying off or (In John Boehner and Paul Ryan's cases retiring) when worse dipshits show up?
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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He's like 80% corpse.
15% dog shit mixed with beetle and other bug parts.
Falling down the stairs is probably the least harmful thing he's done in his political career.
That's not fair, the stairs didn't deserve to get jump scared by his face
When your expected death is celebrated rather than mourned. You lead a shit life.
Jerry fallwell Rush Limbaugh and Pat robinson come to mind. Im glad those fuckers are dead. I'm waiting for dennis pragurs back injury to go south.
Sorry, I don't like to be a grammar Nazi, especially while we're discussing actual Nazis...
But his name is Penis Prager
My fault and thank you for the correction.
Well now that he's a quadriplegic he won't be playing with his penis pragur (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Not soon enough. Should have been 10+ years ago. His refusal to confirm the supreme court pick probably fucked us for decades.
The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.
The Onion doesn’t have to aim to hit anything anymore.
The good news is everything is a hit. The bad news is the entire Battleship board is covered by your opponent.
Today? They've been amazing for like.....30 years or more.
He's still in Congress so clearly he's not falling down enough of them.
I’m half convinced that he’s being Weekend At Bernies’ed around the senate floor by his aides.
All I see when I look at this guy is the Pale Man from Pans Labyrinth
A movie where they were terrorized by nazis, no less.
Falling down the stairs is the only time he's risen in political popularity.
I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.
I love this for him.
We NEED to Follow in his Footsteps! Everyone FALL DOWN STAIRS!
-The DNC!
It's the only thing that will protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.
Yeah if that headline could just be tomorrows, everywhere.
Worst pokemon ever only got 1 move and it does negative damage
Time for a deep cut:
Mitch McConnell? More like Tumbles the Stair Dragon.
🫡 a true American patriot