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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Falling down the stairs is the only time he's risen in political popularity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.