That's why Cthulhu (in CoC) has an attack that "kills 1d4 investigators per turn"
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Aha! Just make an investigator that is not an investigator!
in CoC, player characters are called Investigators. So basically, 1d4 player characters die when he's nearby.
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If we can give him a -3 penalty, then we'll get more investigators than we lose.
So you're saying we can become governor of California some day?
Which is why the Reckoners had no stats in Deadlands until they got their asses throw onto Banshee.
I mean, i haven't tried creating a party to kill Lucifer, but with only 38 touch ac and 3d6+28 damage on his Trident, i probably could. His saves are only in the 30s too. I've definitely got some ideas, if we include mythic then i think i could make an oracle that makes everyone immortal.