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The first, with pepperoni on the left and mushrooms on the right, arrived correctly partitioned, though reversed from the specific left–right orientation he had ordered.
“Dammit, Michelle, they got it backwards!” Michelle: (spins pizza 180°) “Witchcraft!”
Wow it has a Wikipedia page? I thought it was just a 4chan thing.
A certified hood classic.
Ah yes, giving food service workers a hard time. Brilliant.
Pickles on the side?
That’s definitely what I would’ve done. Just put the pickles somewhere separate from the sandwich. Satisfies both criteria.
Sandwich with essence-of-pickle.
Homeopathic pickles
Homeopathic pickles
Homeopathic pickles.
I was going to say, they should see if they can taste any pickle juice on the sandwich. Because given only multiple choice, this is how I'd communicate "sprinkle a little pickle juice in it."
When your comment of "please spit in my sandwich" doesn't work, this is the way to go.
May your magical sky being of choice place you in a customer-facing role until your sins are washed clean through your tears.
this is that lil wolf pic's essence.