| Felon | War criminal | |
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| Cunts |
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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Putin: I have a plan on how to destroy the us.
Trump: (opens mouth)
Putin: ... That's better than mine!
This comes as a war criminal cunt went to the White House to visit the felon Cunt-in-chief.
This is how all major media should be reporting.
When I think about it, I'd probably pay for a news source that aimed at giving factual, unbiased reporting (no I don't mean "equal coverage") and which deliberately dropped all deference or special respect for the ruling class. Especially if there were no "sacred cows" in general, genocide gets called genocide, none of this passive voice for police ("a man was shot during a police stop"), etc.
I'd put $20/month toward that.
https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ is posted for free and I like the way he approaches the news. I don't use it as my only news source but I generally see a pretty solid summary of the big things there. Also every story will usually be backed up with a half dozen source links.
Obligatory "they lack the warmth and depth.."
There has never been a more apt title in the history of media.
Donald Trump should kill himself. That is the best value he could possibly give to the world.
Please cunts are useful..
I personally love cunts.
Which one was out cunted?
Yes
Probably refers to Trump's proposal to mass deport Palestinians, and to turn Palestine into a "luxury riviera". But given Netanyahu's own horrifying behavior I respect the stylistic choice of the article leaving it ambiguous.