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[–] DaddleDew 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The "mayo" text is differently blurry and doesn't have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't believe it! We were tricked!

[–] TseseJuer 24 points 1 week ago

we've been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Originally, it said "mayonnaise"

[–] marcos 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like "your outer is a nice person".

[–] Okokimup 4 points 1 week ago

Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 1 week ago

You could also just print out whatever you want and take a cropped picture of it. This is obviously a joke.

[–] NineMileTower 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White guy here.

"Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

I remind him of this every couple of years. It's one of my favourite kid quotes.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 5 points 1 week ago

Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 1 week ago

He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn't yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

[–] NineMileTower -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term "vouchsafe" in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 1 week ago

Technically

[–] RaoulDook 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

What about bobbing for pineapples?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Stardew Valley: Mayo is booze. You can now drink mayo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Maultasche 3 points 1 week ago

I thought that was an instrument and not a snack

[–] HeyJoe 3 points 1 week ago

Dam, i wish it was ranch.