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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Stardew Valley: Mayo is booze. You can now drink mayo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] DaddleDew 70 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

The "mayo" text is differently blurry and doesn't have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago

Originally, it said "mayonnaise"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I can't believe it! We were tricked!

[–] TseseJuer 23 points 23 hours ago

we've been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

[–] marcos 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like "your outer is a nice person".

[–] Okokimup 4 points 22 hours ago

Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

[–] NineMileTower 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

White guy here.

"Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 5 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

I remind him of this every couple of years. It's one of my favourite kid quotes.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 4 points 23 hours ago

Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 22 hours ago

He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn't yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

[–] NineMileTower -2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term "vouchsafe" in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 22 hours ago

Technically

[–] HeyJoe 3 points 17 hours ago

Dam, i wish it was ranch.

[–] Maultasche 3 points 19 hours ago

I thought that was an instrument and not a snack

[–] RaoulDook 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

What about bobbing for pineapples?