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[–] neonred 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In all of this she never said she even has the skills to cook. Looks like scammy trade to me.

In all seriousness, I know more men being good cooks than women.

[–] BeMoreCareful 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Man get fucked I'll never give up tacos

[–] Death_Equity 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can take tacos from my cold dead greasy fingers, also my hand and wrist got some juice on it because I can get carried away with the sauce sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Okay have your tacos, and follow it with gelatina de mosaico! That's cubes of fruit jello mixed in a base of tres leches jello. The fruit flavors can be made with real fruit and unflavored gelatin, if you're an intellectual. 🧐

[–] Death_Equity 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Miss me with that nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Okay, here's some tacos for you then. If you're not into home cooking, the last one is a visit to a taco stand in Monterrey. I like to watch her enjoy eating food.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWVqVDk1A_c

https://patijinich.com/video/bricklayer-style-beef-tacos/

https://patijinich.com/video/tacos-del-muerto-in-monterrey/

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Jello is now a salad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just more recipes for this dude to make videos about!

https://youtu.be/CACzCTwGNB4

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