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[–] eran_morad 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d really rather a tremendous dose of ketamine get extremely close to musk.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, you could also do a Luigi, you know?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 17 points 3 weeks ago

At press time, cocaine released a statement enthusiastically endorsing its “good friend” Donald Trump, Jr.

Lmfao

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

K-Hole deports Musk

[–] Dogs_cant_look_up 9 points 3 weeks ago

So you could say it dissociates itself from him.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Special K not feeling so special with Musk

[–] jared@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

“K-Hole to Mars: South Africa’s Greatest Genius.”

[–] Hobbes_Dent 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ketaours, Elon.

For appropriate use by an informed public. Beotch.

[–] Madison420 4 points 3 weeks ago

One of the few places you can get legit quaaludes is south Africa.