I’d really rather a tremendous dose of ketamine get extremely close to musk.
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Well, you could also do a Luigi, you know?
At press time, cocaine released a statement enthusiastically endorsing its “good friend” Donald Trump, Jr.
Lmfao
K-Hole deports Musk
So you could say it dissociates itself from him.
Special K not feeling so special with Musk
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