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[–] Dogs_cant_look_up 9 points 1 day ago

So you could say it dissociates itself from him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

At press time, cocaine released a statement enthusiastically endorsing its “good friend” Donald Trump, Jr.

Lmfao

[–] eran_morad 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’d really rather a tremendous dose of ketamine get extremely close to musk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Well, you could also do a Luigi, you know?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

K-Hole deports Musk

[–] Madison420 4 points 1 day ago

One of the few places you can get legit quaaludes is south Africa.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Special K not feeling so special with Musk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

“K-Hole to Mars: South Africa’s Greatest Genius.”

[–] Hobbes_Dent 7 points 1 day ago

Ketaours, Elon.

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