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Viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ is flooding into France, officials warn (www.politico.eu)

submitted 6 days ago by FlyingSquid to c/nottheonion

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[–] j4k3 56 points 6 days ago

Aphrobeesiac

[–] PainInTheAES 22 points 6 days ago

When are they coming out with plan bee

[–] Lost_My_Mind 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh, guys? Is this what they're talking about with the birds and the bees?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Username checks out?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 6 days ago

The mind certainly has checked out

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well don't get it mixed up with your breakfast honey, especially if you take the metro to work.

[–] Death_Equity 17 points 6 days ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I come close to asking how you find this kind of stuff, then I realize I'm probably better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Goddamn I love France

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Aren't bees dying after a single sting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

There's other types of honey?