"Does anyone know where I can report this?"
Yeah love, go your local police station and report it there. Allowing them to laugh at your pearl-clutching would really brighten their day.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Yeah I agree with this woman. Absolutely disgusting.
Everyone knows a snowman is supposed to have three body segments. Four is just a disgusting break from traditional values.
Thatโs a common misconception, actually. The snowman keeps his lowest segment under the snow level until heโs ready to mate, and his notoriously private mating rituals make this an extremely uncommon- and lucky- sight.
David Attenborough nodding
And then when the kids ask, you just say that that is a boy snow man and that he lost his clothes and you walk on, no harm, no foul...
Of you could go to the police because you're a sad person with nothing important in life
So disgusted I had to take several pictures of it from various angles. I didn't want to of course but it was important, for science.
And obviously they couldn't give it the "David" treatment because that would be vandalism!
The snowman's expression while displaying his snow-chode is hilarious
"Are you not entertained?"
He is obviously quite proud of himself.
Walter?
Snow balls.
Admin has become dadmin
lick my snowballs Leonidas
Imagine being upset about thisโฆlol that is hilarious..amazing snow pp
Nice balls, nice cock though it would have been a little longer, maybe with a slight twist upwards
It's cold outside, givem a break
He was in the snow shower!
Nice cock bro
I'd point it out to my little kids and have a laugh.
Wrap your hand around it and itโll go back to size
Just like when she's with her husband
Ol' Dick-knees Jimmy.