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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My partner wore out the clips on the cover by doing that all the time

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Then the cover slides off all the time. Then you end up having to tape it shut and get a messy sticky remote with tape residue. Or the cover falls off and gets lost

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I had to put one of those rubber condoms over my remote because I did that, and because I didn’t stop after it broke.

[–] onebonestone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All remotes get taped shut eventually because of broken clips. No more fidgeting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just have the batteries taped in because I lost the cover :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Got my remote taped because every time it falls the cover flies off with the batteries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Many years ago, I did that. On the TV remote, the blu ray player remote, the sound system remote, the bedroom TV remote, the guest room TV remotes.

Looking back, I get why my parents where annoyed. Maybe they should have brought me to someone that could've diagnosed my add.

Now, I live in a household devoid of remotes.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Fidget spinners before fidget spinners were invented

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

I feel so seen

[–] TheCannonball 15 points 1 month ago

I feel called out

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

is that something people do?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So long as there are absolutely no follow up questions: yes, it is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

How dare you.

[–] Agrivar 10 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I found your comment! This thread had me questioning my sanity - I have never, in my 50+ years on this Earth, encountered this phenomenon!

[–] Lennnny 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep... because unmedicated ADD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don’t need ADD to like the clickety sound and feeling.

[–] Lennnny 3 points 1 month ago

But it helps!

[–] dh3lix 13 points 1 month ago

... but...but... it feeeela so good to do it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's how I broke my remotes battery cover :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

so fidget spinner should have been fidget slider clicker

[–] maxpoor 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I like to pretend my remote is a spaceship. The battery cover is the gangplank thingy; obviously I have to open it when the remote lands.

[–] MehBlah 6 points 1 month ago

My son did this to a TV remote to the point the back wouldn't stay on. After a year or so I bought another one. Every now and then he will do this but I think he learned his lesson.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeh those sliding type battery covers, I find those pretty irresistible myself. Knew it was a bad idea and likely breaking the remote before its time when I had those but sometimes it was almost unconscious and I'd just find myself removing the cover and sliding it back on without even realising. The ADHD is strong I guess. I haven't had a TV whose remote had that style of battery cover for a long time luckily. The current one just isn't even remotely :) satisfying to remove the cover and put it back on again so it's safe from me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I forgot remotes come with a plastic cover and don't just have two batteries held in by duct tape.

[–] bitchkat 3 points 1 month ago

My latest TV has usb-c and solar to recharge the batteries.

[–] JayDee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have so many fidgets and always go back to pens and household items

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I like poker chips, I learned the trick where you pull one out from a stack, spin it, and put it back in. I forget I'm doing it, I'll just reach in my pocket and will start doing the trick over and over

And instead of getting annoyed, people started giving me random poker chips one or two at a time. Which I find weird, because it's not a particularly quiet figet. But now I just have sets of three mismatched poker chips everywhere

[–] AdrianTheFrog 2 points 1 month ago

And then I press the mute button on the side on accident and everyone really gets mad at me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you! My remote has a pin that needs to be pushed in like the SIM tray on cellphones, there's no opening it without something to push that in every time!

[–] lath 1 points 1 month ago

You can, as long as I don't have to hear it.